Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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