dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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