You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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