some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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