Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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