I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
