Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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