I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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