i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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