Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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