I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
tell me about the eggs
Randomize