the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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