Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
So. Much. Porn.
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