i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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