windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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