haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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