officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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