Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Do vagina's smell?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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