I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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