And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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