what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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