It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Come see our sink grown plant.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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