Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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