i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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