we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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