Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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