I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
