drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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