marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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