I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
