do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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