it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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