I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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