okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Two words: nipple clamps
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