According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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