Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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