was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
COCAINE IS GR8
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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