Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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