I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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