just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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