He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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