please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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