do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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