your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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