i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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