Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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