you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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