Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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