Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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