Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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