Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
